Side Effects

As a result of interacting with this site, you may become…
…hungry
…sentient
…convoluted
…a gym teacher
…allergic to sunlight
…analog
…able to see the difference between film and video
…an etch-a-sketch artist
…redundant
…an organ donor
…fluent in Latin
…a god-parent
…a drywall enthusiast
…sensitive to the solar wind