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You are disturbed by spaghetti.
Birds suddenly appear, every time you are near.
You experience occasional periods of wetness, followed by a drying condition.
Integers give you hives.
Within the last six months, you received a ticket for driving without a vehicle.
You think you fathered Agent Scully’s baby.
You are Agent Scully’s baby.
Buffalo Bob once appeared to you in a dream.
You wear funny hats at work.
You can’t tell the difference between Colbert and Stewart.
You are riding in a train leaving Cincinnatti at 55 mph, while another train is headed toward you from Kansas City at 47 mph.
Trees fall in the woods, but you don’t hear them.
You think Cheez-Wizz would make a great denture adhesive.
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